To all potential Knights of the Round Table of Rhetoric,

This course is not for the feeble, this course is not for the timid, this course is not for the faint-hearted, this course is not for those who do not like to repeat phrases three times.

This course is all about speaking, this course is all about talking, this course is all about communication.

This course is all about eloquence, this course is all about rhetoric, this course is all about the beauty of the spoken tongue.

Some have it naturally, some do not – whatever your case, we can help you in your search. If you follow this course you follow your destiny in the struggle, in the fight, in the quest to find that Grail.

Unleash your inner linguistic tiger and join your fellow Knights,

Yours in Rhetoric,

Merlin